Weekly Meeting: The Most Exciting Hour of the Day

We're not just talking about the meeting, we're living it. Our project manager, Bob, will regale us with PowerPoint slides and PowerPoint presentations. Because who needs actual project updates when you have clip-art?

Minutes from Last Week Minutes from This Week Bob Creates Another Slide

Minutes from Last Week

Bob spent 20 minutes explaining the importance of proper stapler placement. The stapler was moved 3 inches to the left. Motion carried.

Minutes from This Week

Bob spent 30 minutes discussing the new "Casual Monday" policy. Everyone is now required to wear their best "I just rolled out of bed" outfit.

Bob Creates Another Slide

Bob is still trying to make a point, but it's getting harder to tell. The slide is 90% text and 10% clip art. The text is in Comic Sans. Motion denied.