Project Managers
Expertly trained in the art of micromanaging and procrastination.
We provide the following services:
- Creating unnecessary meetings to justify your existence
- Mismanaging timelines to ensure maximum delay
- Expertly juggling multiple projects at once while pretending to care
- Convincing stakeholders that everything is fine when it's not
Our team of highly skilled project managers are dedicated to making your office renovation project a never-ending cycle of delays and excuses.