Ontological Overwhelm Support Services

Category Management Solutions for the Chronically Confused

We offer bespoke services for individuals struggling to categorize their cat food, distinguish between different types of cheese, or simply keep their sock drawer from becoming a swirling vortex of despair.

Clients We've Helped:

• The local tax accountant who couldn't tell his wife's sweater from a potato.
• The professional snail trainer who got lost in the taxonomy of mollusks.
• The amateur baker who confused 'biscuit' and 'scone' and 'that one other thing that starts with an 's'...

Don't let the abyss of categorization overwhelm you! Contact us for expert guidance: