Schedule for the Intergalactic Massuese Certification Program

Get your Galactic Massage Certification in the most epic of locations: Space Station Alpha-5!

Week 1: Fundamentals of Space-Time Continuum Massage

Monday: Learn the art of massaging black holes (10:00 - 12:00 Galactic Standard Time)

Wednesday: Master the technique of temporal massage (14:00 - 16:00 GST)

Friday: Practice on real-life clients (18:00 - 20:00 GST)

Week 2: Advanced Techniques in Intergalactic Massage

Monday: Learn to massage alien species (10:00 - 12:00 GST)

Wednesday: Master the art of zero-gravity massage (14:00 - 16:00 GST)

Friday: Practice on a live starship ( prophets not included, 18:00 - 20:00 GST)

Week 3: Ethics and Code of Conduct in Galactic Massage

Monday: Discuss the ethics of massaging sentient robots (10:00 - 12:00 GST)

Wednesday: Learn the dos and don'ts of intergalactic massage diplomacy (14:00 - 16:00 GST)

Friday: Debate on the use of telekinetic massage in conflict resolution (18:00 - 20:00 GST)

Certification Program Director: Zorvath, Galactic Massage Master

Location: Space Station Alpha-5, Galactic Coordinates 42:13:14.2 - 23:55:67.9

Contact: [massuese-certification@galactic.gov](mailto:massuese-certification@galactic.gov)