Our Techniques

Masséuse Certification Program

Our program is designed to teach you the art of applying the perfect amount of pressure to any given situation.

Our expert instructors will guide you through the following techniques:

• Technique 1: The Accidental Touch
• Technique 2: The Pretzel Method
• Technique 3: The Silence of the Masséuse
• Technique 4: The Shoulder Rub of Doom
• Technique 5: The Accidental Massage

Don't just massage, master the art of massaging. Enroll in our program today!

Or, you know, just Google "how to massage" and hope for the best.