Our Masseuse Certification Program: Because Someone's Gotta Massage the Truth

We're not just talking about oil and lotion, people. We're talking about the art of touch.

Our program is designed for the dedicated masseuse who wants to unlock the secrets of human connection. Because, let's be real, someone's gotta massage the truth, and it might as well be you.

Our curriculum includes:

• Introductory massage for the nervous system
• Advanced massage for the existential crisis
• Massage for the chronically disappointed

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