Our Methods | The Official Guide to Doing Things Wrong

We've got the most inefficient and counterintuitive methods for getting the job done! Our team of experts has carefully crafted a series of techniques that will drive you crazy and make you question our sanity.

Method 1: The Random Clicking Method

Click randomly on the keyboard for 30 minutes straight. It's like a puzzle, we swear! Our team of experts has optimized the algorithm, but we can't guarantee results.

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Method 2: The Spaghetti Code MethodMethod 3: The "Just Wing It" Method

Don't worry about planning or research. Just start coding and hope for the best. Our team of experts has a Ph.D. in "I'll figure it out as I go."

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Method 4: The "I'll Just Ask on the Internet" Method

Copy-paste from Stack Overflow and hope it works. Our team of experts has a Ph.D. in "copy-paste, but don't ask us why."

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