Over-communication Services

Unnecessary Meeting Scheduling

Because who doesn't love a 3-hour meeting to discuss what could have been covered in a 5-minute email?

Automated Apologies

We'll send a pre-written apology on your behalf, so you don't have to bother with actual human feelings.

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Unsubstantive Reports

Because who needs actual data when you can just fill out a 10-page form with vague buzzwords?

Cascading Email Threads

We'll make sure your inbox is filled with the most unnecessary email chain in the world!