Where Logic Goes to Die
At Over-Communication Services, we specialize in making decisions that defy the laws of reason and good taste. Our team of expert consultants will guide you through the labyrinthine process of choosing between two equally bad options, ensuring that you always end up with a solution that's worse than the original problem.
Our services include:
- Decisional Dissonance: We'll make you choose between two things that are clearly not the same thing at all.
- Paradoxical Procrastination: We'll help you put off making a decision until the deadline has passed.
- Irrational Risk Assessment: We'll make you think that the sky is falling, even when it's not.
Don't let the constraints of sanity and reason hold you back. Contact us today to experience the thrill of making bad choices with confidence!
We're not responsible for any decisions made under our guidance. Use at your own risk. Or don't.
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