Paradoxical Decision Making Services
Where logic is for amateurs, we have decades of experience in irrational decision making!
We specialize in paradoxical algorithms, paradoxical logic, and paradoxical reasons for why your business is doomed to fail!
Our experts will guide you through the abyss of contradiction and emerge with a decision that will inevitably lead to disaster.
Don't worry, it's all part of our standard process!
Or, you know what? Just go away.