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Our expert instructors have spent years studying the paradoxes of life, and are prepared to guide you through the most mind-bending, head-scratching, and soul-crushing decisions you've ever encountered.
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Meet Professor Paradoxus, our resident expert in all things paradoxical.
Our mission is to help you make decisions that will leave your friends, family, and colleagues scratching their heads in bewilderment.
We're proud to be the only institution that promises to make your life more confusing, and your decisions more... interesting.
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