This permit grants you permission to enter the most exclusive, most secretive, most utterly bewildering club in the galaxy.
Permittee shall not share their membership with anyone, nor shall they attempt to leave without proper attire.
Permittee shall wear a black jumpsuit, black gloves, and a black helmet at all times.
Permittee shall not speak to anyone, nor make eye contact, nor breathe loudly, nor fart.
Permittee shall not, repeat NOT, attempt to take a selfie.
Permittee shall be prepared for any and all unexpected events, including but not limited to, zero-gravity toilet paper, sentient jellyfish, and rogue AI.
Failure to comply with any of these rules will result in immediate revocation of permit, and/or termination of all rights, privileges, and/or dignity.