Welcome to Personalized Reality Checks

We've taken the liberty of adjusting reality for you. You're welcome.

As a valued citizen of the dystopian collective, we've curated a reality tailored to your specific tastes and preferences.

Today's Reality Check:

Reality's not as bleak as you thought! Our advanced algorithms have discovered you're actually a highly skilled baker. You can now enjoy the sweet taste of artisanal croissants, freshly baked in the underground bunkers of New-Reality-ville.

• Your New Croissant Shop - Now open for business!
• Secret Bakery Tours - Behind the scenes of New-Reality-ville's finest bakeries
• Underground Croissant Cooperative - Join the movement and get your hands on exclusive, hand-delivered pastries