Parallel Universe Sales: Where Every Day is a New Opportunity to Regret

Warning: Bifurcation Bazaar not responsible for any dimensionally-induced trauma. Buyer beware.

• Parallel Universe Real Estate
• Quantum Leap Consulting: Where Every Day is a New Chance to Get Lost

Featured Parallel Universe Properties

• 1. A Universe Where Cats are the True Rulers of the World
• 2. A Universe Where Puns are Actually Funny
• 3. A Universe Where the Concept of 'Fashion' Never Existed

Disclaimer: All parallel universes sold as-is, no warranty, no returns, no exchanges. Buyer must sign waiver and release form before purchase. Consult lawyer before signing. Don't blame us.