Our methodology is, in fact, obvious. We're a team of expertly trained professionals who have spent years studying the art of the obvious. Our team of highly skilled individuals have collectively read the manual, attended a few meetings, and have even taken the occasional break to refill our water bottles.
Here's how it works:
Step 3: Take Breaks to Refill Water Bottles
We're proud to say that our approach has been hailed as the epitome of clarity and simplicity by our competitors. And by "competitors," we mean the guy in the cubicle next to us who always wears a "I'm with Stupid" hat on his desk.
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