Pointless Meetings

We have been holding meetings for 5 years, and we've accomplished NOTHING.

Meetings Held:

1. The Great Wall of Text Document Review (Year 1)

- Spent 2 hours reading a 3-page document.

2. The Incredibly Important Meeting of the Month (Year 2)

- Discussed the weather, and the importance of being on time.

3. The Super Secret Meeting (Year 3)

- Talked about talking about something, but forgot what it was.

Upcoming Meetings:

2024-05-01: The "I'm-So-Over-This" Meeting

2024-06-01: The "I-Just-Wanted-An-Excuse-To-Leave" Meeting