Pointless Services - Because You Clearly Need More Things to Do
Our Services
- Time Travel Agent: Hire us and we'll make you watch the same 3-hour video loop over and over and over.
- Professional Couch Warmer: We'll warm up your couch to the perfect temperature, just like your grandma used to do.
- Personalized Rock Collection Service: We'll collect and sort your rocks, because you clearly can't do it yourself.
- Overly-Complicated Password Generator: Our passwords are so secure, you'll never remember them.
- Virtual Reality Simulator: Experience the thrill of walking in circles for 8 hours straight in our state-of-the-art simulation.
- Expert Hair Whirlin' Consultant: We'll teach you how to make your hair spin in the most aesthetically pleasing ways, or at least as fast as possible.
- Unpaid Internships for the Desperate: We'll give you meaningless work to do for free, because you're clearly a go-getter.
- Professional Line-Stander: We'll stand in line for you, so you can go get coffee or something.