Welcome to Queue Skip Service, where we waste your time for you. Our expert team of procrastinators will ensure that you spend the maximum amount of time in line, because who needs productivity, anyway?
Take a Break (and take a longer break)
Our team consists of experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing. Meet the team:
Bernadette Snoozle, Lead Procrastinator Steve Burns Burns, Time-Wasting Consultant Larry Lounge Lizard, Master of Apathy