Are you tired of actually reading the text? Do you find yourself more interested in the spaces between the words? Do you have a strong desire to stare at a blank page for hours, pondering the meaning of nothing? Then this page is for you!
1. The Slow Scan: A deliberate, laborious method of reading where you focus on one word at a time, taking an inordinate amount of time to ponder each one.
2. The Gaze: Stare intensely at a single word or phrase, allowing yourself to become lost in the depths of its meaning (or lack thereof).
3. The Skim: Quickly glancing over the text, allowing your eyes to land on any word that catches your eye, and then moving on.
4. The Stare into Space: Gaze intensely at the wall, allowing yourself to become lost in the vast expanse of nothingness.
Remember, the key to mastering these techniques is to not actually read the text. Happy gap-reading!