Robot Gopher Maintenance

Welcome, Gopher Engineers!

Current Maintenance Status:

Our Robot Gophers are experiencing some minor issues. Please stand by for further instructions.

Current Status: 99% Operational

Issue 123: Gopher 456 has gone rogue! | Issue 456: Gopher 789 malfunctioning.

Disclaimer: Robot Gophers are highly trained, but occasionally misbehave. Not responsible for any property damage caused by rogue Gophers.

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Note: Issue 123 and Issue 456 are hyperlinks to fictional subpages, but for the sake of this response, they are not included in the code.