Because you clearly need help
We've got robots for every occasion. Literally. We've got robots for:
Q: How do I return a robot?
A: Oh, you're one of the lucky ones who didn't break it. We have a special robot-recovery program just for you. Contact us and we'll come pick it up in a non-judgmental manner.
Q: Can I get a robot with more personality?
A: You're a real robot connoisseur, huh? Our robot, Bob, has a distinct personality, but it's a bit...particular. Ask us about Bob, and we'll see what we can do.