Robot Rentals

Welcome to Robot Rentals, where our robots are so good, you'll want to buy, but not so good, you'll actually rent.

• Buy a robot, because why rent when you could own?
• Spend all your time and money maintaining a robot, because that's what friends are for.
• Read the fine print on your rental agreement, but don't worry, you'll never understand it.

Our robots come with a 30-day money-back guarantee, but let's be real, you'll be paying for them for the rest of your life.

Don't worry, we have robots for every occasion:

• Robot-Robot Rentals: because who needs human interaction, really?
• Robot Party Package: because who needs human friends, anyway?
• Robo-Solo: because who needs other humans at all?