Robot Rental FAQ
Q: What kind of robots do you rent?
We've got a wide variety of robots, from your standard issue toaster-bots to our top-of-the-line disco-bots. We've also got a selection of rare and exotic robots, including our famous "Robot-in-a-Bucket" model.
Q: How do I rent a robot?
Easy peasy! Just click on the "Rent a Robot" button on our homepage, select your robot of choice, and sign on the dotted line (not literally, we don't actually have a dotted line).
Q: What's the deal with the robots that just stand there and look cute?
Those are our "Cute-Bot 5000" models. They're designed to just stand there and look cute. Don't be fooled, though - they're actually highly advanced robots with a PhD in Cute-ology.
Q: Can I return my robot if I don't like it?
Of course you can! We've got a 30-day money-back guarantee. If you're not completely satisfied with your robot, just bring it back and we'll give you a full refund. Unless, of course, you've customized it with a bunch of silly stickers. Then you're stuck with it.