A: It's a place where you can rent a robot for all your robotic needs. From robotic lawn care to robotic pizza delivery, we've got you covered.
Q: How do I rent a robot?
A: Simply browse our catalog and select the robot that best suits your needs. Pay the rental fee and we'll deliver it to your doorstep. Don't worry, we'll even provide a complimentary instruction manual in binary.
A: We have a wide variety of robots for rent, including:
A: Absolutely! Our robots are thoroughly tested and certified for robotic safety. We're not responsible for any robot-related property damage or awkward conversations with your cat.
Q: What if I break the robot?
A: Don't worry, it's not the end of the world! We have a comprehensive robot insurance policy that covers all damages. Just don't try to sue us, that's just a robot-related nightmare scenario.
Q: Can I return the robot when I'm done with it?
A: Of course! We're not barbarians. We'll pick up the robot at your doorstep, no questions asked. Unless you're renting the RoboPapertaker 3000, in which case, we'll need to charge you for the extra paperwork.
Q: What if I just want to buy the robot instead of renting?
A: Ha! You must be a robot enthusiast! Our robots are available for purchase, but only for a 5% markup over the rental price. Don't worry, it's a small price to pay for the freedom of owning a robot that will judge you for eating cereal for dinner.