Scan initiated by System Administrator at 14:30 hours, March 22, 2087.
Results:
CPU: 99.9% (Operating at maximum efficiency, but slightly overheating)
Memory: 87.4% (Within nominal parameters, but slightly fragmented)
Power Supply: 98.2% (Nominal voltage and current levels)
Diagnostics Summary: All primary systems within expected parameters. No critical failures detected. Recommendation: Run routine maintenance on power supply and perform a thorough system reboot.
Additional Information: A small issue was detected with the coffee machine, which is currently malfunctioning. Please report to the break room for assistance.
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