The Self-Defecating Toaster 3000 is not just any toaster. It's a toaster that defecates. Like, literally defecates.
It's a behemoth of a machine that will make a mess, but it'll also make your breakfast.
Features:
- Defecates up to 3 times a day
- Has a 99% chance of not defecating when you don't want it to
- Comes with a complimentary roll of toilet paper
- Has a built-in coffee machine that plays the Macarena on repeat
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