Our Services:
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated Sock Replacement Specialists will:
- Leave a trail of clippings wherever we go
- Conduct thorough Sock-ination of the affected area
- Provide a complimentary Sock Replacement Warranty: we'll replace your socks, or your money back
Why Choose Us:
Because, let's be real, you're tired of having clean floors and we're not.
We have an Sock Replacement Schedule for your convenience.
We're not responsible for Unsolvable Sock Problems.