Welcome to the Sockfortunes of Destiny, where the threads of fate are woven into the very fabric of your existence. Our team of expert Sock Sages will guide you through the labyrinthine tapestry of possibility, revealing hidden patterns and unseen connections that will change your life forever.
A Sock Sage has revealed that you will soon come into contact with a mysterious sock that will change your life in ways both grand and terrible.
A Sock Oracle has foreseen that you will soon be forced to choose between two equally terrible options, and the consequences of your decision will haunt you forever.
Our Sock Cartomancers have detected a hidden pattern of sock-related doom that will soon befall you, but the fate can still be altered by your actions.