Extreme Sock Puppet Training: Level 4

Finally, you've made it to Advanced Level 4. You're a true master of Sock Puppetry. But, be warned, it's about to get weird.

Here, you'll learn how to summon a Sock Puppet from a portal in a crowded shopping mall, and then have it perform an interpretive dance routine while balancing on one foot.

But first, you must prove your worth by completing the Sock Puppetry Gauntlet: a series of challenges that will test your skills in Sock Puppetry, Sock Puppetry, and Sock Puppetry-related skills.

Challenges:

• Challenge 1: The Sock Puppet Sway (Balance on one foot while performing the Sock Puppet Sway)
• Challenge 2: Sock Puppetry in Zero-Gravity (Perform a Sock Puppet dance routine while floating in mid-air)
• Challenge 3: Extreme Sock Puppet Juggling (Catch and juggle 50 Sock Puppets at once while reciting the entirety of 'Pride and Prejudice')

Good luck, and may the Sock Puppets of the world tremble at your feet.