At Stealthy Sniping Services, we take mouse-napping very seriously. Our team of expert mouse-nappers have years of experience in the art of stealing mice, and we're here to answer any questions you may have about the ethical implications of this delicate art.
Is it right to take a mouse's cheese stash without its consent? Is it justifiable to kidnap a mouse for the sake of science? The answers, my friend, are complex.
For more information, visit our Ethics Committee or our Mouse-Napping for Science page.
And for a more in-depth look at the world of mouse-napping, check out our Mouse-Napping in History section.
Note: Mouse-napping is not actually a thing. Don't try this at home.