Disclaimer: These guidelines are not intended to be taken seriously.
Warning: Mouse napping can be hazardous to your health. Prolonged mouse napping may lead to:
- Mouse-related stress and anxiety
- Loss of productivity (due to constant napping)
- Increased risk of cat ownership
However, if you insist on pursuing this dangerous hobby:
- Nap in a well-lit area to avoid accidents
- Clear your napping area of any obstacles or tripping hazards
- Nap in short intervals to avoid exhaustion
For more information on mouse napping safety, visit our Frequently Asked Questions page.