Step 1: Wear your socks as slippers in public. It's a thing now.
Step 2: Create a sock-themed shrine in your bedroom, complete with a miniature sock puppet show.
Step 3: Use your favorite socks as makeshift jump ropes for your cat.
And finally, Step 4: Hoard them all in a hidden compartment within your closet, surrounded by a moat of tangled underwear.
But wait, there's more! Here are some advanced sock hoarding techniques: Sock Hacking 101 or The Sock Hoarding Creed