Stealthy Sniping 101: The Art of Discreetly Disparaging

Welcome, young snipers, to the world of covert criticism.

Stealthy sniping is an art form that requires finesse, cunning, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Our expert instructors will guide you through the basics of delivering a well-aimed zinger without getting caught.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our advanced course:

Remember, practice makes perfect, so don't be afraid to try out your new skills on friends and family.

(Just don't say we didn't warn you.)