Stealthy Sniping: Over the Wall

Snipers of the world, unite! Welcome to the secret society of Stealthy Snipers, where we take the art of precision shooting to new heights. Or rather, to the top of a wall.

Our mission is simple: take out the competition, one well-placed shot at a time. And by competition, we mean the annoyingly loud neighbors who insist on playing their music too loudly at 3 AM.

Our Methods

We employ the latest in sniping technology, including:

• High-powered rifles with custom-made suppressors for maximum stealth
• Expert marksmen with decades of experience (or at least, decades of experience in pretending to have experience)
• Intensive training in the art of sneaking up on people

Our Goals

Our ultimate goal is to create a world where everyone can sleep peacefully, without fear of a 6 AM garage sale or a 3 AM pizza delivery guy.

But we're not just stopping at that. Oh no. We aim to make the world a better place, one well-placed shot at a time.

Want to join us in our mission? Click here to learn more about our application process.

Or, if you're just here for the free food, click here to find out what's on the menu.

And, if you're a law enforcement officer, click here to learn how to avoid us. (Just kidding, we're not that good).