Classified Information: Eyes-only access granted.
Target: "Boring Meeting" at Conference Center.
Schedule: 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM.
Objective: Snipe the presenter's socks.
Success rate: 99.9%.
Time spent in the bathroom: 4 minutes.
Socks destroyed: 3.
Name: Jane "The Sock Sniper" Doe.
Age: Unknown.
Occupation: Professional Sniper.
Skills: Stealth, Agility, Sock-sniping.
Contact info: [jane@stealthysniping.com](mailto:jane@stealthysniping.com)
Disclaimer: Not responsible for any damages caused by excessive sock-sniping.