Sniping from the shadows, but not too stealthy, because we have to make a living.
Our experts will shoot down your enemies with the precision of a sniper and the stealth of a ninja. Or, you know, just make fun of them on the internet.
We'll whisper sweet nothings in the ears of your enemies, or shout them to the world, our lips sealed, our tongues loose.
Because who needs actual talent when you can just be a sniping machine?