Stealthy Sniping 101: When Caffeinated

Sniping is an art, not a science. And when it comes to sniping, caffeine is your best friend.

Lesson 1: Identify Your Target

Know thy enemy. Know their schedule. Know their favorite coffee shop.

Hyperlink to Identifying Your Target for more advanced techniques.

Lesson 2: Caffeinate and Adapt

Drink your coffee. Eat your energy bars. Do it all while simultaneously calculating the optimal sniping trajectory.

But remember, too much caffeine can lead to Caffeine Overload – a condition known only to the bravest of snipers.

Or, if you're feeling extra bold, try Caffeine-Fueled Sniping for the truly elite.

Warning: not responsible for any accidents or spontaneous combustion caused by excessive caffeine consumption.

Hyperlink to Advanced Sniping for more tips and tricks from the masters.

Or, if you're just starting out, try Beginners' Guide for a gentle introduction.