Our expert snipers have years of experience in the art of doing nothing. That's right, we've spent decades perfecting the art of pretending to be good at sniping, but secretly we just like to take naps.
Why us? Well, who needs actual skill when you have a fancy suit and a fake mustache?
Check out our client testimonials, if you can find any.
We're not actually affiliated with any real-world sniping organizations, but we're pretty sure we're not breaking any laws... probably.
Don't ask us to actually snipe anything, though. That's just not what we do.
Or do we?