Services

Bizarrely Baffling IT Support

Get help with your weird computer problems. We have a 90% chance of fixing it, but the other 10% is just a wild guess.

Learn More

Cybernetic Cat Whispering

Our expert team will soothe your cat with soothing cat whispering techniques. Results not guaranteed, but your cat will definitely look at you with disdain.

Learn More

Mega-Meal Prep Services

We will cook you 10,000 meals in one sitting. Your stomach will hate us.

Learn More
See All