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Are you feeling stuck in your brain? Do you need a little push to get the creative juices flowing?
Our team of expert telepathic torturers will guide you through a series of increasingly difficult thought exercises designed to break your mind in half.
From the usual suspects to the truly bizarre, we'll push you to the edge of sanity and back again. And if you're lucky, we might just implant a few catchy tunes in your head.
Our services include:
Warning: Our services may cause permanent brain damage. Side effects may include: