By accessing this page, you agree to allow us to scan your mind for thoughts, desires, and deepest fears. Don't worry, we won't look at your embarrassing cat videos.
We reserve the right to use your brain waves to power our servers, but we promise not to use them for nefarious purposes like world domination or controlling your cat.
Our telepathic interface may cause temporary disruptions to your thoughts, feelings, and sanity. If you experience any of the following symptoms, please contact your local brain surgeon:
If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, don't worry! They're just a side effect of our advanced telepathic technology.
We are not responsible for any mental breakdowns, relationship issues, or spontaneous combustion caused by our telepathic services.
We do not guarantee that you will not be haunted by your deepest fears or that you will not be forced to rewatch the same episode of "The Office" on repeat for eternity.
By using our service, you agree to hold us harmless for any and all damages caused by our telepathic contact.
For more information on our telepathic services, please visit /services/telepathic-contact/faq.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try /services/telepathic-contact/telepathic-experiments to see what kind of mental mayhem you can cause with our telepathic technology!