Warning: Your timeline is about to get weird.
We're talking decades of questionable life choices, late nights, and questionable decisions.
Pre-Teen Years (1995-2005)
Teen Years (2005-2015)
- Aged 16: You thought you were in love with your English teacher
- Aged 22: You spent an entire semester thinking a pineapple was a food group
Adult Years (2015-2025)
- Aged 27: You realized you were still living with your parents
- Aged 32: You wrote 17 different screenplays for a fantasy novel about sentient pineapples
And that's just the beginning. There's still plenty more where this came from.