We're currently experiencing some minor issues with the Utopian Dreamcatcher 3000, our top-of-the-line happiness generator. It's currently on the fritz and spitting out a steady stream of existential dread instead of the usual feel-good vibes.
We're working hard to resolve the issue, but in the meantime, please enjoy our temporary solution:
Phase Two: Despair-and-Confusion-Inducing Minimalism
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: