About the Bergian Occupation
The Bergian Occupation is a mysterious and elusive entity that has been shrouded in secrecy for centuries. Our agents are trained in the art of doing absolutely nothing, and are experts in the fields of procrastination, daydreaming, and staring-at-the-wall.
Our motto is "We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy for important things... like binge-watching TV shows and eating pizza."