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Also known as the "Squirrel Defense Mechanism," this theory proposes that the more time you waste on a task, the more likely you are to be attacked by the dreaded Squirrel of Procrastination, forcing you to abandon all progress and focus on something more pressing... like watching cat videos.
This theory states that any action, no matter how small, will inevitably lead to a chain reaction of events that will ultimately distract you from your goal, much like the delicate dance of a butterfly's wings.
Stay tuned for more exciting theories of procrastination! (Or don't, and just go watch cat videos.)