You see, it's a matter of principle. Unicorns are the perfect blend of magic and mediocrity. I mean, who wouldn't want to live in a world where rainbows are edible and the only thing you have to worry about is whose mane is the prettiest?
Plus, have you seen the real estate prices in Sparkle City? I'm telling you, I'd trade all my 401k for a 3-bedroom ranch with a pool of glittering fairy dust.
I've got a team of experts, a budget of millions, and a fool's errand of determination. I won't rest until the world is a utopia of unicorns, sunshine, and all-you-can-eat cotton candy!
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