Committee Meeting Agenda - Session Notes

Point 2: Unicorns and Rainbows in the Break Room

As per point 2.1 discussion, we need to address the growing presence of unicorns in the break room.

Unicorns in the Break Room:

There have been reports of multiple unicorns spotted in the break room. While they may seem harmless, their presence has been causing a stir among employees.

Recommendations:

  1. Establish a Unicorn-Free Zone (UFZ) in the break room
  2. Provide alternative spaces for employee napping, such as the "Unicorn-adjacent" room
  3. Hire a team of trained unicorn wranglers to safely escort the creatures off-site

Point 2.2: Unicorn-Related Budgeting

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