Step 3: Open multiple tabs of cat videos, memes, and Wikipedia articles about the history of the internet. Watch a cat in a tiny top hat play the piano, then suddenly, a cat in a chef's hat starts playing the trombone, and you wonder, "Wait, which one is more fascinating?"
Next, start reading a 50-page article, but only read the table of contents, then get sidetracked by an interesting fact about the history of cheese and spend 3 hours watching videos about artisanal cheeses of the world.
Continue to 4. The Great Sock Puppet Rebellion Go back to 2. Binge Scrolling for 3 HoursAnd remember, if it's not in your browser tabs, it's not real.
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