Welcome, brave adventurer, to Session 123 of our epic quest for the legendary Golden Couch. This is where the journey gets really real.
As we navigate through the treacherous landscapes of boredom and existential dread, we find ourselves at a critical juncture: the Intersection of the Sofa and the Television.
Will we find the Golden Couch, or will we succumb to the crushing ennui of modern life? The choice is yours.
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