Our website is a work of art, not a work of fact. Everything you see here is a lie, but not in a fun, "it's all just for show" kind of way. We're actually just pretending it's true, but not in a "we're all secretly pretending it's true" kind of way. You know what I mean.
By visiting our website, you agree to be lied to, but not in a way that's actually a lie. You also agree to not sue us for any damages, because let's be real, you're probably just going to sue us anyway.
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